Salty AF mermaid-core cotton over-sized t-shirt, Colorful graphic, attitude shirt, Novelty tee

This mermaid didn’t rise from the sea to sing ballads—she came to roast the entire coastline. With scales brighter than a neon beach bar and a glare that could melt sunscreen, she’s the undisputed queen of salt.

Slip this tee on and suddenly you’re the kind of person who:

Side‑eyes seagulls like they owe you rent.

Laughs at tourists who think seashells are “rare.”

Starts arguments with crabs just because they walk funny.

Flips your hair so hard it knocks over three beach umbrellas and a cooler full of White Claws.

Printed on 100% soft cotton, it’s comfy enough for hammock naps, bold enough for boardwalk struts, and salty enough to season the entire Atlantic