This shirt is for the brave souls who wax their boards with pure Florida air. Featuring a heroic glob of surf wax melting like it just saw the heat index, this tee celebrates the sticky truth: humidity is the real MVP.
Graphic: One sweaty surfboard, one gooey wax puddle, zero chill
Mood: Slippery, salty, and proud of it
Ideal for: paddling out, passing out, or just standing still and sweating through your vibe
Wear it when the forecast says “feels like soup.” Hang ten, sweat eleven.