This tee isn’t just a vibe—it’s a diagnosis. Featuring bold lettering wrapped around a wave-filled blood drop, it’s wearable proof that you’re 90% ocean, 10% sunscreen, and 100% unbothered.
This shirt is for the ones who:
Bleed brine and cry seafoam.
Think hydration means “more salt, less shame.”
Told their doctor, “I’m not dehydrated—I’m just tide-curious.”
Once tried to register as a marine mammal for tax purposes.
Made from 100% soft cotton, it’s comfier than a manatee in a hammock and saltier than your ex’s texts.
Side effects may include:
Uncontrollable beach cravings
Sudden urge to roast freshwater fish
Dramatic wave entrances
Refusing to shower unless it’s in the ocean
Basically, it’s a tee that says: I’m not just coastal—I’m "Clinically Salty™".