$34.00
This tee is a one-way ticket to salty freedom. Featuring a beach scene so vibrant it could blind a jellyfish, it’s basically a tropical scream for help — in the best way possible.
Whether you’re stuck in traffic or stuck in your own head, this shirt says: “I’m spiritually horizontal on a beach towel right now.”
Graphic: palm tree, surfboard, horizon line, and enough color to make a flamingo jealous
Mood: breezy, beachy, and 98% sunscreen fumes
Ideal for: skipping town, chasing waves, and telling humidity to chill
Wear it when your soul’s yelling “vacation” and your flip-flops are already halfway to the car. Ocean’s calling, bro — don’t ghost it.